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first published 1/16/04

Who's Got The O?


Handicapping the not-so short list of candidates who may or may not be up for the Steelers offensive coordinator position:

1. Steelers tight ends coach Ken Whisenhunt (he knows the system and the players)

2. Captain Lou Albano (stern disciplinarian who lead the Wild Samoans to tag team gold... long-running feud with Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka may hurt his chances)

3. Steelers offensive line coach Russ Grimm (he's considered head coaching material by some, but he'll most likely remain in Pittsburgh with a slight promotion)

4. former San Diego Chargers head coach Don Coryell (sure, he's 78 now, but that Air Coryell was something, wasn't it?)

5. Mean Rob (dude, I can score like 100 points with this team on Madden. how hard can it be?)

6. former Green Bay Packers tight ends coach Jeff Jagodzinski (just think of all the great Bubba Franks stories he could tell)

7. Donald Rumsfeld (surprisingly well-experienced at disguising the run… plus, he's scary as hell)

8. Randy 'Macho Man' Savage (a strong motivator, but somehow not as scary as Rumsfeld)

9. that one guy... you know, that dude with the hair

10. Flanders (never hurts to have God on your side)

In Franco we trust,

Mean Rob

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